Marmaduke

Marmaduke was already a painfully unfunny comic, so what better way to spice it up than make it a painfully unfunny movie? And being a children's movie, it needed a whiny protagonist voiced by Owen Wilson. And a dog dance party - because that's what kids like apparently.

Viewing Format: DVD

A Dog of Flanders (1999)

This adaptation of the book is so awful that I was looking forward to Nello and Patrasche dying - but of course, they didn't. Damn you, Warner Brothers. Damn you.

Viewing Format: VHS